I'm familiar with Rap Snacks. I've seen them in stores and even purchased a few. I'm familiar with the many Rap Snack flavors, from Mack 10's "Red Hot Cheddar" to the YoungBloodz "Southern Crunk BBQ." What I didn't know, however, is that each Rap Snack comes with not only a celebrity rap-star in cartoon form, but a slogan to boot.

And what does Birdman have to say to us on the cover of his "BAR-B-Quin with my Honey Popcorn"? Just a pithy bit of advice for today's youth snack-consumers: "Stay Away From Guns." Man, I almost wet myself at that one. Though I'm unsure of why the slogans are included at all, I'm completely fucking nonplussed at who's believing them. I mean really, Birdman telling us to "Stay Away From Guns" on the cover of his honey BBQ popcorn rap snack? Quick, someone pass me a towel so I can wipe my purple drink off the keyboard--I just sprayed everywhere.

Look at the bag: the anti-gun mantra is just below his name, kids.

And hey! There's more to this post than convenience store goodies! In case you slept on Birdman's recent effort, 5 Star Stunna, I've got your crack right here, and don't forget: stay away from guns!!

Birdman f. Lil Wayne - Believe Dat (zShare)