Brett can have all the hate towards Lupe and Kanye that he wants--I don't get what all the fuss is about over those guys, but Lupe did a song about a zombie gangster and I can't have too much animosity towards that. For my money the worst rapper of all time is Mars Black, a guy of so little significance that (luckily) you will never, ever hear him.

In fact, the only reason I'm aware of his existence is that he's from my home state and I was once sent his demo. The latter made me tell the label not to sign him until he learned to distinguish between yelling and flowing and the former is what pisses me off the most. I don't know what kind of rap scene Nebraska has--probably not much of one. But I'll be damned if this lame ass excuse for a rapper is going to be the only representative of it.

But, really, all you need to know about the guy is that he's signed to Conor Oberst's Team Love label. That only should inspire enough bile to want to bury Mars Black.