What happens when you take all the stars out of the traditional Miami-DJ Khaled-Rick Ross rap equation? You're left with this, Ace Gutta--the most forgettable MC ever--and his digital handycam. See below:

This is hands down T-Pain's worst performance on a chorus ever. Besides being borderline unlistenable, it's completely ridiculous. You need your cashflow? Put your hands in the air? I'm confused. But T isn't alone in his dismal effort; the Runners came up empty handed with a bottom-of-the-bin beat. I wonder how long this one's been on the shelf.

Rick Ross is terrifying. I'm used to seeing him speeding around on big yachts in Ultra-HD; getting him here on some guy's Sony is reminiscent of the Blair Witch Project--it just makes him too real. Before this he always existed as something of a fictional character, just hanging out in Florida doing studio rap about blow and partying from dusk till dawn. Now, I see that he is indeed a real person, and sort of like a grizzly.

I'm underwhelmed by Rick Ross' performance skills. I recognize that this video actually has concert footage, but I'm suspicious. Would it actually be any good? When thought about in concrete terms, a Rick Ross show could possibly be the most boring event on Earth. I've never attended but I did once see 8-Ball do a set, and I can tell you that it was labored.

DJ Khaled looks a lot like Emlilo Estevez in this one. Also, could he do one video without jumping around like a moron? We the best.

Anyway, all this is to say that Ace Gutta has no career ahead of him. I'll never understand why videos like this make it on to the major blogs. It's really just ridiculous. Shit's getting real derivative down in Miami.

Update: Forgot to mention that I honestly laughed out loud at this. DJ Khaled reminds me of a bad actor from mid 90s Nickelodean. Like, he would do well hosting "Double Dare" or "Wild 'n' Crazy Kids!"

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